This IS my best side!

All together now!

Don't ever take my profile photo - no one wants to see this double chin,

I missed you too!!

Happy Mother's Day!

What's happening?????

Honestly, you don't look a day over 39!

More ice cream and definitely more bacon!!

I can FLY!

Dreaming of pizza...

Did someone say PIZZA?

Ah

Ahhhh

AHHHHHHHH

Chew.

Oh, there you are!

Now you see me...

Now you don't!

Just stopped by to say, Congratulations!

WOW, I need a pedicure!

Drat, misjudged the landing again!

Are you sure this is the right way to play a clarinet?

I guess I do sometimes talk with my hands AND with my mouth full.

Yikes!

OK, I'm leaving!!

Now, this is unnecessary, just stop!!

Whooooo ME?

Thought I heard a crow...

Breakfast of angry bird champions!

Maybe a UFO?