This IS my best side!
All together now!
Don't ever take my profile photo - no one wants to see this double chin,
I missed you too!!
Happy Mother's Day!
Honestly, you don't look a day over 39!
More ice cream and definitely more bacon!!
I can FLY!
Dreaming of pizza...
Did someone say PIZZA?
Oh, there you are!
Now you see me...
Now you don't!
Just stopped by to say, Congratulations!
WOW, I need a pedicure!
Drat, misjudged the landing again!
Are you sure this is the right way to play a clarinet?
I guess I do sometimes talk with my hands AND with my mouth full.
OK, I'm leaving!!
Now, this is unnecessary, just stop!!
Thought I heard a crow...
Breakfast of angry bird champions!
Maybe a UFO?